Friday, May 6, 2011

Fun Friday!

Now that Hollywood Swinging has been released, I can get back to normal for a little while. Before I moved my blog from Webs.com to Blogspot, I posted a regular entry called "Fun Fridays" where I share something just to start your weekend out with a laugh.

In keeping with tradition, here are today's Friday funnies.

Cardiologist's Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A
huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.'

The proctologist fainted.



Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'..

It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.  He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid!  Just terrible, doctor!'

 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!  With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!  T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!  But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

2 comments:

MJKane said...

*wipes tears from eyes* Where in the world do you find these jokes????? She may not be able to show her face in Starbucks again, but coffee time at home should be a lot of fun!

Have a great weekend!

Zee Monodee said...

Lol! The Starbucks one is awesome!

Didn't know you'd moved to Blogger. I'm gonna go back to the home page and follow you now. :)

Hugs