Friday, October 7, 2011

Fun Friday!

Voted

2011 New Author of the Year and
Have You Seen Her? 2011 Fiction Book of the Year
by the readers of

Now that I've finished doing the happy dance, here's your Fun Friday laugh ...

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

‘It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'  

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see ... where did I put that useless boob?'

 

Have a fantastic weekend!

8 comments:

Angela Guillaume said...

Oh my goodness, Chicki! This is too hilarious - you made my Friday! And isn't that how we feel sometimes about the mail species...until they turn around and redeem themselves in such adorable ways, lol. Good one, and have a great weekend!

Regina Duke said...

Chicki, I love this joke! Your blog is gorgeous.

Love connecting with you on Twitter and WIN. I'm so happy for your honor.

Have a great weekend!

Zee Monodee said...

LOL!

Congrats, girl! You sooo deserve this :)

Chelle Sandell said...

You go girl!!! Congrats!!

Monique DeVere said...

Congrats again, Chicki!


Hugs x

MJKane said...

Two honors! Congrats! That should make you feel wonderful!

Chicki said...

Thanks for your congrats, ladies! An old friend sent me that little story by e-mail. I thought it was great.

Theresa Stillwagon said...

So true.
Congrats on your win. Well deserved.