THE PHARMACIST
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license,
they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't
tell me you had a prescription."
A married couple was
traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost
eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take
a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the
road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill
for $350.00.
The man explodes and
demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a
nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the
clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to
the Manager.
The Manager appears,
listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and
a huge conference center that were available for us to use.
"But we didn't
use them," the husband said.
''Well, they are here,
and you could have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to
explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood,
and Las Vegas perform here", the Manager says.
"But we didn't go
to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have
them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity
the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is
unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn't
have the checkbook he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to
the Manager.
The Manager is
surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is only made out
for $50.00."
''That's correct. I
charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I
didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad. I
was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with senior
citizens. They didn't get there by being stupid!
3 comments:
ROTFL!!!! $50.00! The check should have said zero!
Lol!!!! These were great!
Lol!!!! These were great!
Post a Comment