Here's an excerpt from the book:
As soon as Ann walked up to me from behind and placed her right hand on my left shoulder, I knew that something was wrong. It was not clairvoyance; I just knew that Ann would never walk up to me in the middle of a Sunday service and place her right hand on my shoulder. It was not her style, period.
Bending
down until her lips were just an inch close to my right ear, she whispered,
“Reverend, they need you outside.” I turned around and looked at her in
surprise.
“Right now?” I asked, forcing myself not to raise my voice.
“Yes, right now.” Ann replied. Her face was expressionless, but
I knew she was not going to take no for an answer.
“But I can’t go out now,” I said. “I am about to preach in a few
minutes.”
“Reverend, they really need you outside.”
At home it was always honey bunny, lollipop, or sweetie-pie, but
in the church Ann made it a point of duty to always address me by my
ecclesiastical title. I loved it that way, because it shows that she respects
my divine calling as a pastor. I have a friend who is a reverend; his wife
doesn’t respect him at all when they are in church. I have seen her hand him a
grocery list right there in the church, in front of his flocks. Sometimes she
nags and scolds him right in front of the people. Ann was different; at home
she let me know that I was a mortal man who puts on his pants one leg at a
time, but in the church she respects me as her pastor.
“What’s going on?” I asked. “I can’t leave now and you know
that.”
“We have a serious situation outside, in the parking lot.” Ann
whispered.
“Can’t it wait until after the service?” I asked.
“I don’t think so, Reverend,” she said, shaking her head. “This
is really serious.”
I sighed and got up. “Tell the choir to continue singing until I
return.” Turning around, I headed for the door. After all these years of being
married to Ann, I have learned that she was a woman with a very sharp,
analytical mind. If she looks at a situation and says it is serious, there is a
hundred percent chance it is.
I came outside the church and
looked across the street towards our parking lot; the sight I saw stopped me in
my tracks. A wild looking short woman, dressed in a mini-skirt that was way too
small for her size, was pacing around in circles, talking animatedly. I could
not hear what she was saying, but from the way she was flailing her hands and
gesturing frenetically, I could tell that she was really ticked off. Each time
she lifted her hands, her mini-skirt rode further up her thick legs, exposing
more skin than was necessary.
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3 comments:
Ooh, I love it!
Thank you for sharing your book with us, Pastor! It's an easy style--easy to read--and very engaging. I can imagine this to be a very funny book and I'm off to get my copy ASAP!!!
Thank you so much for featuring Pastor Godwin on your blog today, Chicki! I enjoyed the excerpt immensely :)
Thanks, Monique , I hope you enjoy it.
Ah, this sounds fun! Thank you for introducing me to Monique
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