Friday, March 15, 2013

Fun Friday!

This was a pretty good week for me. I added another 3,166 words to A Woman's Worth and got the cover done! I know it's early, but I wanted to have the cover ready for when I start posting sneak peeks online. Here's what it looks like.



I think it really really reflects the theme of the book. Many thanks to Adrienne of Pink Cashmere Publishing for doing a great job.

Also, I found out this week that I will be doing a Facebook chat with the Urban Ink Book Club on April  5th and I have been asked to be a panel member for a workshop on April 20th on self-publishing with


What a difference two and a half years make...

Now, for your weekend laugh.
 


The First Time
 
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents’ house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

 "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back,

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'