Friday, April 19, 2013

Fun Friday!

  He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
 
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
  
 
He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time.
 
  
He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: I don't know; it has never happened.
 
 
He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.
 
 
He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.
 
He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
 
 
So I was lying in bed with my wife watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
I looked over at her and asked if she wanted to have sex.

She said, “No.”
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
She said, “Yes, that's my final answer.”
I said, “If that's the case, I would like to phone a friend.”
 
That's when the fight started.
 
 




3 comments:

M.J. Kane said...

Hilarious as always! I love the 'that's when the fight got started' lines!

Sharon Cunningham Cooper said...

Lol!!! Too funny! I can't wait to use some of them!

Felicia Reevers said...

LOLOL! Too funny! Even Hubby loved them. Thanks for the giggles!