Friday, May 24, 2013

Fun Friday

This is movie weekend for me! I'm going to get my Diesel/Rock fix. 
 
 
Those of us in the U.S. will be enjoying the Memorial Day holiday, so if you happen to be going to the lake, take heed to this story:
 
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
 
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to 
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. 
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?? 
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") 
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start any moment. 
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. 
"But I haven't even touched you," said the game warden. 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any 
moment." 
"Have a nice day ma'am." He left. 
 
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 
 

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